Glenn: what the fuck is that a cop

Glenn: why are you getting into that tank are you special

Glenn: HEY FUCKFACE! ARE YOU COZY IN THERE?

Glenn: why am I yelling I have a walkie talkie

Glenn: *buzz* roger dodger this is whiskey tango foxtrot buttsex do you read?

Rick: what the fuck *picks up walkie talkie* who the fuck is this

Glenn: fucking focus dickslave you need to get out of there

Rick: okay buttfuck where do I go

Glenn: start running and shoot anything you see like a crazed meth addict until you reach Your Hat Is Fucking Stupid Avenue

Rick: which direction do I go?

Glenn: just fucking trust me alright

Rick: okay fuck i'm on my way

Glenn: fuck you actually made it

Rick: okay so what do we-

Glenn: *slaps rick* shut the fuck up we need to climb shit

Glenn: okay fuck this way

Glenn: in here you dick

Glenn: so this is merle he's like super racist and he doesn't want to be your friend

Glenn: handcuff merle to a pipe rick

Glenn: *kicks merle in the dick* I AM KOREAN YOU FUCKING NEOPET

Glenn: no fucking way am I covering myself in zombie guts

Glenn: what the fuck do you mean we need more guts put the axe down rick what the fuck

Glenn: okay fuck this shit is all over me this better work rick i swear to jesus

Glenn: holy balls its working rick i'm sorry i doubted you

Glenn: fuck it's raining i hate you rick you're dumb and fat and no one likes you

Glenn: omg rick don't cry i'm sorry shut the fuck up

Glenn: sweet deal we're back nice

Glenn: lets get back to camp

Glenn: omg guys check out my fancy ass car that's making a shit ton of noise lol

Glenn: fuck you guys don't touch my sweet machine ill stab you

Glenn: why do you people have to constantly shit on my life

Glenn: for the last fucking time daryl i am korean

Glenn: oh fuck i have been kidnapped

Glenn: what the fuck do you mean you're going to feed me to your dogs i'll fucking eat them first

Glenn: fuck rick come and get me these old people are fucking smelly

Glenn: ew that old lady just winked at me

Glenn: no i don't fucking know where your grandson is shut the fuck up

Glenn: call me sonny again you old bitch and i will fucking end you

Glenn: omg rick you're back my hero

Glenn: what we're giving them guns

Glenn: okay fuck we need to leave this place

Glenn: fuck carl has been shot

Glenn: better him than me i guess

Glenn: fuck you rick don't yell at me

Glenn: woah what the fuck who's the bitch on the horse

Glenn: don't hurt me with your good looks babe

Glenn: okay fuck let's find this farm

Glenn: what lori you're pregnant what the fuck control yourself

Glenn: okay fuck ill go risk my ass to find you a fucking pregnancy test

Glenn: oh shit a box of condoms score

Glenn: omg maggie so this seems crazy

Glenn: but i found condoms

Glenn: so let me deflower you maybe

Glenn: oh shit really you will?

Glenn: i am one suave motherfucker

Glenn: wow 20 seconds that's a new record

Glenn: what the fuck stop laughing at me

Glenn: omg fuck shuttup

Glenn: okay lets blow this popsicle stand

Glenn: did i really just say that

Glenn: okay fuck lets go

Glenn: fuck there are walkers in the barn

Glenn: fuck you maggie im telling everyone

Glenn: so guys hershel is keeping walkers in the barn

Rick: no way

Glenn: way

Shane: OMG WE'RE NOT SAFE WITH THESE THINGS LETS KILL THEM ALL

Glenn: stop fucking yelling you roid monkey

Glenn: omg they're killing them

Glenn: i better join in

Glenn: peer pressure and all that

Glenn: who the fuck is randall

Glenn: we're killing him?

Glenn: dale what should we do?

Glenn: oh yeah forgot dale died

Glenn: *looks at carl*

Glenn: fuck okay kill him

Glenn: omg walkers are invading the farm

Glenn: we need to haul ass lets move

Glenn: maggie drive now

Glenn: why are you crying

Glenn: we can't go back what the fuck

Glenn: because we only have less than a quarter tank and we almost crashed like twice because you keep fucking crying

Glenn: i love you baby now shut the fuck up okay

Glenn: it worked sweet deal

Glenn: okay fuck we're all together again yay

Glenn: what the fuck do you mean we're all infected

Glenn: why didn't you tell us

Glenn: what gives you the right to keep that from us you fuck

Glenn: carl stop crying like seriously i'm about to kick you

Glenn: little shit